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The Hellions of Troy

Our WFTDA-Chartered A Team

 

The Trojan Force

Our B Team

 

Areola #51

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Floor Skin

she/her

Beatrix Kill-o #542

she/her

Fatal Terror #101

she/her

Brawl’orina Barbie

she/her

Giraffic Jam #404

she/her

Blunt Force Drama #19

she/they

Jezibelle N. Hell #05

she/her

Ms. ill #86

she/her

Scary Oliver #2

she/her

Skatey Spice #646

she/her

Haidee Hellhound #999

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Highjinx #420

they/them

Wreckorino Romano #665

she/her

Jammy Buffett #82

she/her

The Blair Bitch #13

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StingRay #4

she/her

Jerk Beefy #316

she/er

Star StrykHer #69

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New Members

These newer skaters are still learning their skills, but don't underestimate them! It takes bravery to strap wheels to your feet, and determination to get back up after you fall. You'll see these freshies on the big track in no time.


Level 2s:

Learning how to play roller derby, hits and all.

  • Lentil

  • Tonkotsu Ramen

  • Beef Stroganoff

  • Crockpot

  • Gin N Tonic

  • Roquefort

  • Malibu Baybreeze

  • Whiskey Sour

  • Burrata

  • Gruyère

  • Jarlsberg

  • Manchego


Level 1s:

New Recruits, just learning how to skate.

  • Tomato Bisque

  • Wonton Soup

  • Havarti

  • Stilton

  • Clam Chowda

  • French Onion

  • Gouda

  • Mozzarella

  • Parmesan

Arguenots

Our Officials

Whether it's zebra-striped refs or a non-skating officials (NSO), derby can't happen without the help of volunteers. Here are our best and brightest officials.

Fuerza Brutal

she/her

Curl Up and Dye

she/her

Giraffic Jam

she/her

Da Funk

he/him